CECAK

(CERITA KOCAK)

Faqih: Eh… Bet! Mana kalimat yang benar?A. Anak Yatim itu dipukuli ayahnya.B. Anak yatim itu dipukulkan ayahnya.
Albert: Pasti . . . Anak yatim itu dipukuli ayahnya dong!!!
Faqih: Salah.
Albert: Apaan dong!!!
Faqih: Nggak ada yang bener, anak yatim mana punya ayah…
Albert: @#$%#@

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.Maria: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

ALL Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

Teacher: No, that’s wrong…

Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

Glen: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I’

Millie: I is..

Teacher: No, Millie…… Always say, ‘I am.’

Millie: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

Simon: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

Clyde: No, sir. It’s the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Harold: A teacher.

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belajar photoshop CS2

Cara Instalasi Plug-Ins :

1. Ekstrak file Noiseware Professional V4.1.1.0 for Adobe Photoshop.

2. Instal Plugin tersebut kalau bisa taruh filenya pada direktori Plug-Ins yang ada di folder dimana anda menginstal Adobe Photoshop anda misal : C:/Program Files/Adobe/Adobe Photoshop CS2/Plug-Ins (Untuk Adobe Photoshopnya tidak harus CS2) terserah yang anda pakai versi berapa. Adobe Photoshop 7, CS1, CS3 bisa dipakai

3. Setelah itu copy file patch pada pada direktori C:/Program Files/Adobe/Adobe Photoshop CS2 /Plug-Ins/Imagenomic (Untuk Adobe Photoshopnya terserah yang anda pakai versi berapa tidak harus CS2 seperti yang saya pakai) dan jalankan Program Patch, setelah program patch jalan klik pada kotak (tombol) patch. Selesai restart komputer anda.

CARA MEMULAI PROGRAM PHOTOSHOP CS2:
1.Klik tombol start pada taskbar
2.Klik all programs>adobe photoshop CS2.
3.Setelah jendela program photoshop CS2 tampil, pada layar akan muncul kotak dialog welcome screen.
4.Klik tombol close untuk menutup kotak dialog welcome screen.

MEMBUKA FILE GAMBAR:
1.Dalam photoshop, klik menu file>open. kotak dialog open akan tampil.
2.Buka file gambar yang anda inginkan. Contoh kali ini yang saya pakai KATAK HIJAU.

3.Pilih file katak_hijau.jpg kemudian klik tombol open atau klik ganda pada nama file tersebut untuk membukannya.

MEMBUAT DUPLIKAT GAMBAR:
1.setelah gambar katak_hijau.jpg terbuka, klik menu IMAGE> DUPLICATE. Muncul kotak dialog DUPLICATE IMAGE akan tampil.
2.Pada kotak isian AS, secara otomatis akan tertulis nama file asli disertai akhiran kata copy. Bila perlu, ganti namanya sesuai keinginan anda.
3.klik OK. maka gambar duplikat katak_hijau copy .jpg